Welcome to the Ultimate VIP Experience

Malboro - Mist - Ward 29 - Plot 32

Every 1st and 3rd Sunday!
2:00PM EST - 5:00PM EST

(Bi-Monthly - see discord announcements for opening dates)

You already know you're better than everyone else. Why not treat yourself like it? The Honest Gillionaire is the ULTIMATE VIP experience on Crystal. Come pamper yourself like the Royalty you are.You know you deserve it.
Be it from our beautiful lounge accompanied by gorgeous bard music to our casino. When you step through the door, our hosts and hostesses treat you like royalty. They introduce you to a schmoozer who will cater to your every whim.
Our bar and casino staff are some of the best found on Hydaelyn and are there just to serve you.

So Welcome Gillionaire.
Welcome to your New Paradise.

What is Included in Gillionaire VIP membership? - (2 Million Gill a Month or 15 Mill for lifetime membership)

- Access to the Exclusive Gillionaire's Lounge within the Club (you can bring 2 guests with you)
- Discord Role and access to the Gillionaire VIP Discord Area
- Priority to which Host will keep you company if you wish it.
- Ability to Book the Owners or Managers for Private RP services
- Max bid at the casino upped to 500k
- 1 themed Gpose picture to be taken by one of the owners or Managers
- Special Gillionaire Events

To become a member ask Cirissa or Vulispa when you Visit! - I mean you can ask Vyce but he will just send you to one of us!

The Owners

Name: Vyce and Cirissa Mooncrest
Age: 300+ but look 30ish
Gender/Pronouns: He/Him, She/Her
Race: Au'ra, Vierra
Job: Owners
Role: The "Honest" Gillionaire, The Honest Gillionaire
Sexuality: Pansexual (Both)
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): Anything but lala.
Bio: The Mooncrests, more affectionately known as "The Lewdcrests" live life enjoying anyone and everyone that catches their eyes. A loving couple who like to invite others to join them in their bed. :wink: Can you handle the two of them. They would love to see you try.
The Mooncrest's Carrd

Name: Vulispa Abyss
Age: 29
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Au'ra
Job: Scholar, Combat medic, Investor, Business mogul
Role: Joint Owner with the Mooncrests
Sexuality: Pansexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): Not Lala for NSFW
Bio: Vulispa is an academic with a sharp wit and love for teasing folks. Experienced in the entertainment Industry, She runs The Honest Gillionaire with her best friends the Mooncrests.
Outside of working venues she is a combat medic for hire, she loves meeting folks, learning new things, good food and Rum!. She is an avid photographer so you need some new snaps, hit a drago girl up or perhaps you want something more spicy, well can you handle the brat?
Vulispa Abyss' Carrd


General Manager

Name: Alyra Dakwhil
Age: 28
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Miqo'te
Job: Manager
Sexuality: Pansexual
SFW/NSFW: Either
Preferred Races: No lalafel
Bio: A former adventurer and bodyguard, Alyra retired from that life and settled down - choosing to become a dancer at a number of clubs before she found her way to the Honest Gillionaire. While often reserved and shy when off work, she takes on a different energy when acting in her roles as hostess and manager, becoming far more outgoing and confident.
Alyra Dakwhil's Carrd

Name: Kosmos Abyss
Age: Early 50s
Gender/Pronouns: He/Him
Race: Au'ra
Job: Gunblade for Hire/ Vulispa's Right hand
Role: Managing Vulispa's Affairs
Sexuality: Pansexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): Not Lala for NSFW
Bio: Kosmos is Hingan born Raen, He moved to Eorzea a few years ago and works closely with Vulispa now. He has taken on managing role while Vulispa is away. He is learning more western habits but is still very formal and devoted to way the Kami
Normally Kosmos prefers not to be in the spotlight - he will wear dark shades over his eyes which have no pupils or iris, Kosmos is physically blind in his eyes but has highly sensitive horns to help perceive the world around him.
(please note I am Vulispa, this is my alt, Vulispa is just IC not around right now)
Kosmos Abyss' Carrd


Hosts

Name: Katla Eryut
Age: 65
Gender/Pronouns: Female, She/Her
Race: Rava Viera
Job: Adventurer
THG Role: Host
Sexuality: Pansexual (female lean)
SFW/NSFW: Either
Preferred Race(s): Any, melts for female au ra. Lalas are SFW only.
Bio: Cheerful and confident viera with an interesting aetherial signature. Katla is always looking to meet new people and make new friends. She has her own way of enjoying life and is always happy to share that with others.
Katla's Carrd

Name: Cillien Cedrepierre
Age: 35
Gender: Trans Male [He/Him]
Race: Duskwight Elezen
THG Job: Host
Sexuality: Homosexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Races: Anyone taller than him.
Bio: Cillien excels at saying exactly what you want to hear and becoming exactly what you want him to be, almost to a fault. So deep does he submerge himself into his role, it becomes impossible to tell lies from truth, even for himself. He keeps details of his background carefully guarded and only the most cunning and persistent person could get him to reveal his true soul. Are you up to the challenge?
Cillien's Carrd

Name: Wolfgang Falkenbach
Age: 153
Race: Rava Viera
Job: Green Word Inquisitor
Role: Schmoozer
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Races: No Lalafels.
Bio: Wolfgang styles himself an inquisitor for the Green Word- the voice that all Golmore-born Rava hear whispering to them to uphold their way of life. Though any who leave the jungle are exiled, he still believes they should adhere to (his own rather puritanical interpretation of) their way of life. Rather contractively, he has a definite affinity for the finer things, and enjoys modest revelry with the snatches of decadence he can take for himself - hence his appearance at the Gillionaire, where he might share that revelry with others.
Wolfgang's Carrd

Name: Bojan Golmarr
Age: 28
Gender/Pronouns: Female She/Her
Race: Au'ra
Role: Hostess
Sexuality: Heterosexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): Male Only, No Lalas
Bojan Golmarr's Carrd

Name: K'chai Tia
Age: 26
Gender/Pronouns: He/Him
Race: Miqo'te Seeker
THG Role : Host
Sexuality: Homosexual
SFW/NSFW: SFW
Preferred Races: All.
Bio: A skilled Miqo'te in the arts of dance and sewing. Shrouded in mystery with manner and style. Kind-hearted. Caring and compassionate.
K'chai's Carrd

Name: Zayl Sirash
Age: late 30s
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Elezen, Wildwood
Role: Hostess / Schmoozer
Sexuality: Pansexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): Au’ra, Miqo’te, Elezen
Bio: Server, soldier, scout.
Zayl is a sweet, caring, and often flirtatious wildwood looking to enjoy the moment. Having left a life of service after the liberation of Gyr Abania, she took to wandering and found a new home in the night life of Eorzea’s major cities. Ever committed to a sense of duty she works to ensure each guest she serves in the restaurants of Shirogane is comfortable. When not working the elezen enjoys dancing and exploring new people and places in the ever changing scene of each city’s establishments.

Name: Vincenzo "Vin" LaGuardia
Age: 48
Gender/Pronouns: Male He/Him
Race: Miqo'te
Job: Mercenary
THG Role: Host/Schmoozer
Sexuality: Bisexual (Female leaning)
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): Any but Lalafel
Bio: Vin claims to be a foreigner who often visits Othard and Eorzea on personal business. More often than not said business is simply to attend THG nights and enjoy a reprieve from his actual work. Amicable and fun loving he enjoys the company of others, even if his common Eorzean is fairly lacking.

Name: Sian Kiara
Age: in her later 30's (lived for more than a 1000 milenia)
Gender/Pronouns: Female, She/Her
Race: Au'ra -Xaela
Job: Prophet of the twelve, detective
THG Role: Hostess
Sexuality: Lesbian
SFW/NSFW: Yes to both!
Preferred Race(s): All are welcome
Bio: Sian, a good cook and bartender, a phenomenal detective, and possibly a god at this point. But all in all she doesn't care about status quote. She is a stoic, and sarcastic person with quite the dark humor. She may have some trouble with conveyin feelings but give her a break, she has been through a lot.

Name: Sho Miyano
IC Age: 23
Gender/Pronouns: Trans Male [FtM] He/Him
Race: Miqo
IC Job: “Backstreet Pharmacist”
THG Role: Host
Sexuality: Bisexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): No ERP with Lalas
Bio: Sho is a feral little menace, a street rat that in the light of day seems to be trying to reform into a better person. But by night, he's anything but reformed. When cats have nine lives, why not live a little?

Name: Perseus Acubens (Percy)
Age: 23
Gender/Pronouns: Transgender Male (FtM) -- he/him
Race: Viera
Job: Ishguardian / Gridanian Ranger
THG Role: Host
Sexuality: homosexual, panromantic
SFW/NSFW: SFW & NSFW
Preferred Race(s): n/a (he likes any attention thrown his way)
Bio: An Ishguardian ranger who turns to astronomy to make up for what was taken from him in the form of sight, Percy is quite the formal charmer. While his travels lead him often from one place to another, he always has a knack for returning to places that are keen to keep his interest. He might not be able to see through his eyes, but the stars guide him in a form of vision - a very common line of flirtation from this little bun.
Perseus Acubens's Carrd

Name: Wynter Valen
Age: 25
Gender/Pronouns: They/He
Race: 1/2 Viera 1/2 Snow Yokai
Job: Bard/Musician
THG Role: Host
Sexuality: Pansexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Races: No ERP with Lalas
Bio: Very much a people person, Wynter is super friendly and eager to meet new people. Even if he is naturally cold to the touch due to his Yokai side, he has a lot of warmth for people. Although don't let the sweet smile fool you, he's rather cheeky and secretly a menace that'll thrive of chaos.
Wynter Valen's Carrd

Name: Solarious Brave/Asadal (Sin Eater form)
Age: 33/ 357 (Sin Eater Form)
Gender/Pronouns: He/Him
Race: Viera Rava/ Vixen (Mix between Viera and Fox)/Au Ra (Sin Eater form)
Job: Healer, Researcher, Cafe owner, and Escort.
THG Role: Host
Sexuality: Poly Gay Switch (With more leanings to bottom)
SFW/NSFW: Yes to both
Preferred Race(s): Any, Lala SFW only
Bio: He has been wondering about Eorzea as a healer and working as an escort on his off days. He hopes to find people who will love him for who he is and not what he can give them. He's looking to settle down with the loves of his life.
Solarious Brave's Carrd

Name: Charlette Teaurelin
Age: 27
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Elezen
Job: Author; Courtesan
THG Role: Hostess
Sexuality: Bisexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): Any
Bio: A woman of small repute, Charlette glides beneath the public eye despite her various novels in order to achieve a life of luxury and privacy to the best of her ability.
Charlette Teaurelin's Carrd

Name: Phoenix Teraldan
Age: 6501
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Normally Miqo, but plays around with race at times
Job: Mainly Maiming classes, but I can play caster, healer, tank or melee. Soon opening a cafe again (hopefully)
THG Role: Hostess
Sexuality: Pan with more of a male lean (believe it or not with her partners xD)
SFW/NSFW: Yes
Preferred Race(s): Any but Lala, however favs are Elezen, Miqo and Viera~
Bio: Phoenix is a friendly, outgoing Archon who adores to meet new people and offer company, especially if they are able to tell her about things she had never heard of. However, she harbors a rather dark secret that only those closest to her know. So, don't be too concerned if she struggles during a conversation or looks sad for a few moments. She's okay, really. During the week, she teaches students in Sharlayan!
Phoenix Teraldan's Carrd

Name: Ama
Age: 29
Gender/Pronouns: She/her
Race: Au'ra (Goddess)
Job: Workaholic/Courtesan
THG Role: Hostess
Sexuality: Bisexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): Au'ra, Hrothgar, Viera // Lalafells SFW only
Bio: Ama is a meowing lizard with silly catchphrases. Though an incarnation of the goddess Ame-no-Uzume, Ama harbors no knowledge of her true descent. She was abandoned by her mortal family and sold to a brothel in Kugane where she was raised for the purpose of servitude and companionship. Ama prefers not to talk about her childhood much since the events get a bit... messy. Underneath Ama's sweet, shy exterior lies her true unhinged, obsessive, and violent nature born of a troubled past. In present day, she dedicates her life to making those around her happy with her ditzy cuteness, all the while craving the undying love and affection of others with the hope that they will one day become her family.

Name: Aristaeus Sjadarwesfv
Age: Very old but appears in his thirties physically.
Gender/Pronouns: He/him only.
Race: Veena Viera
Job: Bard, courtesan
THG Role: Host
Sexuality: Pansexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): All. Lalafells SFW only.
Bio:
Standing at 5'7 feet tall, Aristaeus is a man of elegance and refinement, despite his punk-like outwardly appearance. His pale skin is decorated with Yakuza-esque tattoos that speaks many untold stories. Although the viera is blind, his visual impairment has never hindered him in any way. Aristaeus strives to offer the greatest of pleasures and entertainment through his myriad of talents. With a powerful melodious voice, Aristaeus' song has been known to rapture hearts of many people and induce either pain or pleasure. Perhaps, he will entice you with a song or two?
Aristaeus Sjadarwesfv's Carrd

We Are Hiring !Join the Discord to Apply!


Bar Staff

Name: Sigurd Raider
Age:25
Gender/Pronouns: Male He/Him
Race: Highlander
Profession: Free Paladin, Mercenary
THG Job: Host and Bar
Sexuality: HeteroSexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): No Lalafels
Bio: Former Maelstrom officer and now wandering Free Paladin, Sigurd wouldn't change a thing about his job or life. Though traveling to help people all around comes first he never misses the opportunity to sample local spirits and cuisine, sharing drinks and stories with friends or new faces, or finding a nice quiet spot to relax and watch the everchanging night sky.

We Are Hiring !
Join the Discord to Apply!


Casino Dealers

Name: Aya Bara
Race: Au Ra
Subrace: Rean
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Bisexual/Pansexual
Origin of Birth: The Far East
Role: Bard/Schmozer
SFW/NSFW: Yes
Preferred Race: Anything But Lala
Job: Bard
Bio: Hailing from the East, yet coming to the west at a young age, Aya is a playful and positive young Au ra who is not afraid to be honest. Learning to fend for herself at a young age, she has turned to many different jobs to make a living, including preforming music. Able to manipulate ether to preform sounds that have not been heard yet, she loves to experiment and discover what she is capable of, yet still has a love for the classical, physical instruments.

Name: Aranea Fleuret
Age: ~mid-20s
Gender/Pronouns: Female, She/Her
Race: Au' Ra
Job: Heiress/Explorer
THG Role: Casino Dealer
Sexuality: Lesbian
SFW/NSFW: yes/no
Preferred Race(s): none
Bio: A timid and shy Au' Ra who is an heiress to a trading house in Ul' dah. Currently travelling the star to get more diverse experience:
Aranea Fleuret's Carrd

We Are Hiring !Join the Discord to Apply!

Security

Name: Reidar Tyderunner
Age: 30
Gender/Pronouns: Male He/Him,
Race: Au'ra, Xaela
Job: Head of Security
Role: Security, substitute Schmoozer
Sexuality: Heterosexual
SFW/NSFW: SFW
Preferred Race(s): No Lalafels.
Bio: Adopted son of the Mooncrests. Current chief of the Vont tribe, head of security for The Honest Gillionaire, and newly hired member for the family's broader business. A former soldier turned adventurer. Using his skills a dragoon and paladin to aid those in need he finds might need them. On more than one occasion he's more than likely found fishing or soaking up the sun asleep on a beach somewhere. A natural pull to the water always leads to him near it sooner rather than later. Though quiet around most people, he's not afraid to join in on a conversation if it earns his interest or includes him in anyway.

Name: Ivan Crestfallen
Age: 30
Gender/Pronouns: Male He/Him
Race: Midlander
Job: Detective
THG Role: Security
Sexuality: Straight
SFW/NSFW: SFW
Preferred Race(s): Any/ No Lalafells
Bio: Ivan is a man shrouded in mystery and intrigue, there aren't many who can claim to know him outside of his jobs. Perhaps that is something you could try to change?
Ivan Crestfallen's Carrd

Bards

Name: F'ver Tia
Age: 24
Gender/Pronouns: Male (He/Him)
Race: Miqo'te
Job: Bard
THG Role: Bard
Sexuality: Gay
SFW/NSFW: Yes
Preferred Race(s): Miqo'te, Viera, Elezen
Bio: Coming from a rather unextraordinary life, F'ver had a deep desire for adventure. This yearning for adventure is what led him to try various new jobs as he traveled such as his Culinary pursuits or dabbling in the scientific world of Alchemy. Though the job that brought F'ver the most joy was playing music. It may have started out simply as a way to make money, but he quickly grew to love the joy that his music brought to others, traveling around to find new places with new faces to entertain.
F'ver Tia's Carrd - with song selections!

Head Bartender

Name: Rufwyrd "Ruff" Falvard
Age: 55
Gender/Pronouns: He/Him
Race: Hellsguard Roegadyn
Job: Captain of the LNS Ultimatum. Bartender for the Honest Gillionaire.
Role: Papa Bear
Sexuality: Heterosexual
SFW/NSFW: SFW only
Bio: A great big mountain of a man, Ruff is a Roegadyn's Roegadyn. Everything he does, he does to its fullest (and loudest). Boisterous and gregarious, he puts his years as a culinarian and bartender at the Bismarck to work at the Honest Gillionaire. He is the quintessential bartender, always happy to engage in a chat while performing his trademark flair routine for his guests.
Rufwyrd Falvard's Carrd

Head Casino Dealer

Name: Admiral Janeway
Age: 35
Gender/Pronouns: He/Him
Race: Mi'Qote
Role: Casino Dealer
Sexuality: Gay
SFW/NSFW: SFW
Preferred Races: Anything outside of Lalafell.
Bio: Just another Warrior of Light with a love of Maps and Casino dealing

Name: Misago Ishii
Age: 21
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Raen Au Ra
Job: Samurai, Gunbreaker
THG Role: Flex
SFW/NSFW: SFW
Bio: Misago is a reserved, introverted Raen from Kugane, but when she's really trying to impress she powers through her small social battery. She's fresh out of college, with a degree in creative writing, and a minor in Hingan history.
When Misago isn't working at the Gillionaire, she's either writing light novels for Eorzean weeaboos, taking care of Toffgeim's children, or training her body to more efficiently take care of Toffgeim's children. Don't even try to book her for a private room, she's waiting for marriage.

Name: Toffgeim "Toffee" Hezzfyrwyn
Age: 28
Gender/Pronouns: She/her
Race: Roegadyn
Role: Host/Schmoozer
Sexuality: Pansexual
SFW/NSFW: Either
Preferred Races: Lalas are SFW only.
Bio: Toffgeim was once a pirate out of Limsa, who was treated like an object her whole life, until she met the Mooncrests, who saw a glimmer of potential in her, taking her under their wing. She is fiercely loyal to them.
By day, Toffee is the secretary for Mooncrest Holdings, as well as Cirissa's personal assistant. Come nighttime, she's a big, beautiful woman who lives to please. If you want a big cuddly pillow to snuggle up to, or maybe have some extra fun in a private room, talk to Toffee.

Name: Taurrix Leautent
Age: 32
Gender/Pronouns: he/him
Race: Duskwight Elezen
Role: Schmoozer
Job: All-around scoundrel
Sexuality: Pansexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Races: Everyone but Lalafell for NSFW
Bio: A charming elezen with a storied and somewhat sordid history ranging from Coerthas to Ul'dah to Limsa. He enjoys the finer things in life even if it hasn't always been an honest habit. Boldness, a quick wit, and a love for a good joke make him an excellent addition to any party.
[carrd forthcoming]

Name: Astrid Adonalsium
Age:20 or so (she doesn't remember)
Gender/Pronouns: She/her
Race: Miqo'te (Seeker of the Sun)
Profession: Owner of Shadesmar Nightclub -- Practicing Sage and former shinobi/vagrant.
THG Job: Cover Staff
Sexuality: Heterosexual (with few female exceptions)
SFW/NSFW: SFW
Preferred Race(s): Will interact with everyone and anyone of any race. Even Garleans. (SFW interactions only)
Bio: Astrid was a simple street rat, apart of a gang in Ul'dah known as "The Blackclaws", until the the fateful day she met her monetarist future husband, and he realized that she had an insatiable hunger for knowledge and magic. Time passed, and she fell passionately in love with that wonderful man. Thanks to some tips and pushing from a mutual friend, Astrid would confront Hoid with her feelings, only to realize he felt the same, but had been holding his silence for his own reasons. Now, she is the proud mother of a healthy son, Adolin, and the owner of a successful nightclub known as "Shadesmar", in addition to being the wife of Eorzea's most handsome and kind-hearted elezen (or so she believes--she's biased as all hells).

Name: Avinnja Starling
Age: 29
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Viera, Rava
Role: Hostess / Schmoozer
Sexuality: Homosexual/Lesbian
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): No Lalafellen for sexual interactions, otherwise all ok.
Bio: Avinnja was displaced from her forest at a young age due to Garlean meddling, and served as a slave and entertainer under their thumb until she found a way to escape. Living in Kugane for some time, she adopted plenty of Eastern culture, most especially their performance arts. Despite her harsh past, Avinnja remains a very calming personality, cheery when need be. She's a fantastic listener, and is happy to sit with you for hours on end to drink and be merry.

Name: Blanche Silverclaire
Age: 22
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Hyur, Highlander
Role: Hostess / Schmoozer
Sexuality: Homosexual/Lesbian
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): No Lalafellen for sexual interactions, otherwise all ok.
Bio: An adopted Ishgardian noble to the lesser merchantile House Silverclaire, Blanche grew up with curiosities and a keen mind for intellectual studies. Overcoming several trials and tribulations, she has ventured out from Ishgard and the comforts of her own home in pursuit of her career as an aetherologist. Having been beyond the walls of Ishgard for many years now, Blanche dabbles in many things, and one of them being her love for bars and clubs. A shrewd woman to boot, she is as charming as she is smart; both weapons she'll draw for you if you'd enjoy but an eve of her company.
Blanche Silverclaire's Carrd

Name: Honey L. Mariah
Age: 20
Race: Miqo'te
Role: Schmoozer
Sexuality: bisexual
Bio: Hi! I am Honey, a princess enjoying Life's delights. I enjoy gposing, adventures and partying with my best friends ^^ , who try to keep me out of trouble. Giving love and laughs daily.
Follow my IG: HONEY
FFXIV

Name: Zirnlona Ahldswerdwyn
Age: 47
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Roegadyn, Sea Wolf
IC Job: Hostess / Schmoozer
Role: Dragoon, Owner of Haven's Keep FC
Sexuality: Pansexual
SFW/NSFW: Both, Prefered RP Length Para+
Preferred Race(s): Anything but lalafel.
Bio: Zirnlona is a kind and affectionate roegadyn who loves to get to know everyone she comes across. Hailing from Ishgard, she knows her way around high class establishments, but her time in Limsa has shown her she knows how to party. Age is just a number, and she'll be sure to treat you to a good time should you be interested. What can she get for you?
Zirnlona Ahldswerdwyn's Carrd

Name: Venus Kaizoku
Age: 23
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Au'ra Raen
Job: Dancer/Magician
Role: Schmoozer
Sexuality: Pansexual
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): Anything but lala.
Bio: Raised by a band of gypsies from a young age, Venus is a carefree soul with a fondness for adventure. One of her favorite parts of traveling, is all the stories she hears along the way. Whether it be a performance or something more intimate, she values the time she spends with people and always tries to make the most of it.
"She had a flare about her that no one can explain, a uniqueness that is truly her own."

Name: Caspian Guvont
Age: 26
Gender/Pronouns: He/Him
Race: MIqo'te Seeker
Job: Pretty boy
Role: Schmoozer
Sexuality: Bisexual (Female Leaning)
SFW/NSFW: Both
Preferred Race(s): Anything but lala.
Bio: He's your typical pretty boy that specializes in entertaining and stealing hearts. Not the type for settling down, but he's good for a night of fun. Feeling adventurous?
"I cut my hair for this job."

Bar Menu

Alcoholic Drinks

The Gillionaire - Our Signature Drink - 25k

A decadent delight, fit for the richest halls of Eorzea, the Gillionare is our venue's signature drink! A champagne flute is rimmed with edible gold sugar, into which is poured a shot of gold-flake laced cinnamon schnapps. A generous measure of finest Cristal champagne tops off the drink, ending with an experience that will surely be worth a million gil!

Affiliate Venue Drinks!

The Cellar's Siren - 10k

A smooth fruity drink with an incredibly strong kick. Drink with caution or you'll be hearing the siren's song.
Note - Rolls are optional.
Patron rolls /random:
-- Small Bodies (Lalafells): 500+ Smashed
-- Medium Bodies (Midlanders/Miqo'te/F Au'ra/Viera): 600+ Smashed
-- Tall Bodies (Elezen/Hrothgar/Roegadyn/M Au'ra/Highlanders): 700+ Smashed

The Umbra Lux -10k

The Umbra Lux cocktail is made with fortified wine, sweet vermouth, and campari. Sweet but with a hard kick, the Umbra Lux is for those with a refined taste, and is a tasteful representation of all we stand for.


Royal Purple - 10k

A delicate but complex cocktail perfectly formulated to entice the most discerning palate. Rich Gridanian brandy, triple sec, and fresh squeeze honey lemon juice are mixed with sweet cream and simple syrup. A shot of creme de violette gives this drink its noble purple color. After it is shaken with ice and strained into a frosted cocktail glass, this drink is guaranteed to elevate anyone's pedigree.

Noble Blood - 10k

A twist on a classic cocktail, with a complex medley of flavors to intrigue the senses. Fine Ishgardian gin is mixed with fresh blood tomato juice, along with a a spoon-tip of zesty horseradish and a dash each of Worcestershire and Tobasco sauces. To this mix is added a freshly minced clove of Garlean garlic and aged balsamic vinegar. The cocktail is shaken over ice and strained into a cocktail glass, before a final seasoning with celery calt and black pepper. Served with a skewer of three cherry tomatoes and patron's choice of fresh celery, asparagus, or frantoio olives.


Ageless Whiskey - 10k

A simple and timeless classic, remarkable in its simplistic elegance. A highball glass filled with hundred year old Coerthan whiskey, flavored with a single drop of dragon pepper oil. A flawless ice sphere chills the liquor while stopping the melting process from watering the drink. Pairs excellently with a Cieldalaes Santo Royo or Hermiosa Cabana cigar.

Treasure Trove - 10k

This festive drink evokes the tropical paradise of Costa del Sol with its unique citrus notes and salty counterbalance. Choicest Ul'dahn tequlia is mixed with lime juice and pureed loquat, shaken over ice, and strained into a coup glass, which has had its rim encrusted with fine seasoned salt. Served with freshly cut lime wedges.


Rolan Blast - 10k

A colourful Iced surprise with the purest ice harvested from atop the mountains from coerthas, mixed with the finest la noscean rum mixed with multicoloured Rolanberry syrup. Garnished with a fruit skewer to match the flavour and colour on each layer.

Diamond Daquiri - 10k

A decadent frozen delight. Finest La Noscean rum is blended with choice lime juice and the freshest rolanberries. A brisk stir with an ice shard renders the concotion frozen into a smooth and velvety texture. Served in a coup glass and garnished with a twist of lime and sliced rolanberries.


Wineport White Wine - 10k

Wineport Red Wine - 10k


Non-Alcoholic Drinks

Hot Drinks

Chamomile Tea - 10k

Mulled Tea - 10k

Triple Cream Coffee - 10k

Masala Chai Tea - 10k

Cold Drinks

Lemonade - 10k

Pixie Berry Iced Tea - 10k

Orange Juice - 10k

Pineapple Juice - 10k

If all you desire is an ice cold glass of water - 5k

Food Menu

Appetizers

Flint Caviar - 10k

These illustrious black diamonds come from the rare emperor fish of Coerthas, salted and seasoned to perfection to make a delicious treat

Oysters on the Half Shell - 10k

Sweetfish oysters taken the deepest parts of a far off sea this morning and now served for you, served with some delectable dips and a simple lemon vinaigrette


Blood Tomato Salad - 10k

Various tasty tomatoes harvested from far off lands, tossed with Vylbrand’s freshest lettuce, and tangy onions. All tossed with sweet night vinegar and seasoned to perfection

Blue Crab Cakes - 10k

Exotic blue crabs freshly prepped and turned into succulent cakes made from wheat farmed from the highest peaks, hearty onions of Dravania and the delicate eggs of the Rainbow Lorikeet. All dressed with sweet fresh herbs of the shroud.


Entrees

Blackest Truffle Risotto - 10k

The blackest truffles finely chopped and cooked in soft fluffy Rice tossed with Ul’dal finest onions and creamy cottage cheese from hand reared Karakul milk.

Pan Fried Mahi-Mahi - 10k

Wild caught Mahi-Mahi of Lower La Noscea this morning of tonight’s dinner service, this delicate fish is pan fried in a simple seasoning so you can enjoy its delicate flavour. Served with some lime and delicious tangy sauce to pour over in your own leisure.


Spagetti al Nero - 10k

Fresh Spagetti infused with squid ink all tossed in exotic blood tomato based sauce and a luxurious Frantoio oil. Small baby pan fried squids tossed in and dressed with a blend of fresh crisp herbs of Vylbrand.

Dzo Steak - 10k

The best Sirloin cuts of steak from hand reared Dzo of the Steppe, cooked to perfection with your choice of heat. Seasoned by a decadent aged sherry and a secret blend of seasoning.


Tempura Platter - 10k

An exquisite selection of Tempura from the finest ingredients of the East, succulent Lotus roots of Yanxia, The Ruby Sea’s best Swordtip squids and Tiger Prawns and tasty Gagana Eggs all lightly friend in a fresh tempura batter and special seasoning blend


Side Dishes

Mist Spinach Saute - 10k

Vylbrand’s finest fresh spinach, picked this morning and now sautéed for you here at the Gillionaire’s, tossed in some finely chopped shallots and coated in a delectable butter lemon dressing

Popotoes au Gratin - 10k

Finely sliced popotoes harvested from a mysterious far off place and Dravania’s finest onions, layered in sweet buffalo milk, cream cheese and sour cream. Baked with a seasoned crisp finish. A hearty warm dish that will fill you up fast.


Dhalmel Gratin - 10k

Tender Dhalmel rump steaks cooked in a Dravania’s finest Onions in a decadent creamy sauced with soft sliced popoto layered and a scrumptious crisp topping.


Desserts

Jellied Harcot - 10k

A delicious sweet treated with the exotic Harcot fruits from a far-off land, blended and sweetened to a dream like smooth jelly, all topped with some slices of this sweet apricot like fruit.

Crowned Pie - 10k

Soft yet crisp pie dough freshly prepped every day, encasing sweet apples, crisp Almonds enriched with a secret blend of spices. All baked to perfection with a delicate pastry crown to remind you all of the royalty you are.


Baklava - 10k

Fresh made filo pastry from the finest ingredients folded in Gridania nuts, Honey, sweet buffalo milk and the most delicious blend of spices you will ever taste, all baked to a crispy sweet treat with a little chocolate drizzle and Almonds to decorate.

Rolanberry Cheesecake - 10k

This creamy sweet treat is filled with delicious Rolanberry cream cheese, the mix of sweet and tart is a party in your mouth, all sitting on a buttery biscuit base and topped with a rolanbarry compote and fresh fruits of Vylbrand.


Services available to purchase

Private RP is 250k an hour per staff member (excluding the owners) - This includes room hire. Please note ERP services are not available to Lalafel patrons
Vyce and Cirissa (ERP/RP)(Bookable only together) 2M for the pair per hour. (VIPs ONLY)
Vulispa (ERP/RP) 1M per hour (VIPs ONLY)
Bar Buyout is 1mil per hour (2.5 mill for the whole night)Private Rooms Available to Hire

Casino

Games we offer:
Suicide Dice
Blackjack
We are currently revamping our games so please bare with us!
Max Bid 100k (or 500k for VIPs)

The Dragon Horde (Room 1)

Sunset Suite (Room 5)

Night's Pleasures (Room 3)

Heaven's Light (Room 13)

Club Numnum (Room 12)

Thavnarian Dream (Room 7)

Deviant's Den (Room 11)

In Proud Affiliation with

Open every Monday, doors open at 8pm est/7pm cst. Large parties (4 or more) please contact Julia in advance to make sure a table is available. Reservations for private tables are available
Mateus, Shirogane, Ward 21, Plot 54

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Openings - Wednesdays - 8pm to 11pm EST

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Openings - Fridays - 9pm-12am PST (12am-3am EST)

Location - Mateus Lavender Beds, Ward 7 Plot 33
Currently on hiatus

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Locale: Crystal-Brynhildr: The Mist! Ward 17, Plot 5
Hours of Operation: Sundays, 9pm-3am EST

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Tuesday, 8-10 PM EST

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